• I must rely on Alex Rodriguez to save baseball.
  • Pipers dominate every Celtic session (my underpowered mando can’t compete).
  • The three leading candidates in the Democratic primary race have the least experience in federal government.
  • I never notice the baby snot and drool on my shirts until after I leave home.
  • It’s friggin’ humid.
  • Lou Dobbs still has a bully pulpit on cable.